Sitting at the kitchen table, Shira grabbed my sidekick (cell phone) from my case, and almost dropped it on the floor. The floor is ceramic tile, which means that anything close to breakable that falls on it will instantly shatter.
In an amazing save, she grabbed the phone just before it hit the ground.
Her response to the incident:
It would have been your fault if it had broken. You're the one who chose this floor.
This left me speechless.