Here's some good news for DC area residents: The Onion will be available for pickup at newspaper boxes around town.
The one in the photo here is at Pentagon Row in Arlington, VA.
I love their tagline: Journalistic Integrity Comes To Washington, D.C. Nice.
If you have never read The Onion, drop what you are doing (after you finish reading my blog) and visit their website. The Onion is laugh out loud funny fake news. It really is clever stuff.