It could report on any activity that would be going on in my local area. Because it's an AIM bot, I could have a conversation with it, and dig deeper into topics.
I could have a conversation like so:
Me >> Yo Bot >> Hey, here are some things you can do tonight: movies (1), concerts (2), fun places to hang (3), more (4) Me >> 3 Bot >> You could: check out DC memorials at night (1), hit the just opened Club Foo (2), Play a game of pool at Carpool (3), or something else (4) Me >> 1 Bot >> Check out the Einstein memorial. It's a hidden gem in the city. Cool? ...
Of course, I have no idea where I'd get the local data - but that's just a minor implementation detail. Heck, as long as I'm wishing for advice bots, I might as well wish for a MarriageAdviceBot. Of course, that one would be trivial to implement, regardless of what you typed into it, you'd get: Face it, you're wrong. Apologize and buy something at Jared for her today, you yutz..