Sunday, November 18, 2007

Victorious!

I so crushed this latest batch of nuts with this handy, dandy new nut-cracker.

That'll teach my food to fight back.

--Ben

Update: I got a Rated-G picture of the new nut cracker. Here's a question: the nut cracker comes with two meta probe thingies. What they heck are they used for? I feel like Stallone in Demolition Man, with the three seashells.

2 comments:

  1. Those probe thingies are for
    poking through the retrieved
    nuts to make sure there are no
    weapons of mass destruction hidden
    inside the nut pieces. It's now
    a federal offense to sell nut
    crackers without the probe thingies.
    (WMDPTs).

    Actually, I always wondered the same...

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  2. Got to be honest, I'm totally satisfied with that answer.

    Thanks Brian!

    -Ben

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