That's right - I've been married 12 years and 1 day.
I'm the one who likes to share my whole life; while she'd prefer if her name remained off the Internet altogether.
So I won't use this space to share intimate details and gush about what a wonderful wife I'm married to.
I'll just say this:
I sure am glad I didn't think long and hard about marrying you honey! Thanks for being the perfect partner to go through life with.
There, that wasn't so painful, was it?