WD 40 as Sleep Aid

Here's use 2001 for WD 40:

1. Spray WD 40 on squeeky door hinges
2. Watch as your sleeping child no longer wakes up when you transfer them from one room to another

Even I was impressed how a couple of squirts of WD 40 took care of the racket -- of course, that's exactly what it's for. But still, I was impressed and I couldn't feel more like a man if I tried.

Now, I've got this role of duct tape...what I can put that to use for...