This map elegantly explains why nobody around here gets Trump:
And within those splotches of purple, Arlington is extra purple:
Seriously, the guy won our state but came in a distant 3rd place locally.
Who's up for a field trip to Buchanan County where Trump earned nearly 70% of the vote?!
Of course, Buchanan's 70% of the vote only netted Trump 1,586 votes, whereas his poor turnout in Arlington earned him 3,698 votes. Tricky, eh?
Still, around here you're probably going to have better luck getting support for a gun store than you are getting support for Trump. We just don't get it.