The bad news is that I'm still the biggest sucker around when I sit in
that chair. Would I like
floride fluoride (which I'm told at my age isn't
needed)? Yes! Would I like the more expensive floride treatment? Double
Yes! Does that come with undercoating and floor mats? Hope so.
I shouldn't mock these guys - I genuinely believe they have my best interest in mind.
Update: The problem is, it's not just my hygienist that wants me to fall for this, it's also Colgate. And come on, can you really take on Colgate?