Sunday, February 17, 2013

Say it with more than a little bit of snark

This last Shabbat, I accidentally gave away someone's honor to another person (Sorry Jonathan - no hard feelings, I hope). During the Kiddush, I promised him that if Hallmark ever came out with a card collection for Gabbaim, I'd be sure to send him one. Better yet, I hoped that someecards would step up to the challenge.

To my surprise, there were those at the Kiddush who hadn't heard of someecards. Well, let me do my Internet duty and introduce you to them. With Passover just around the corner, here's a few someecards to get you into the mood and give you the idea about what they are all about: - Sorry you're no longer young enough to read the Four Questions - Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't - My version of pornography is spending Passover week staring at cupcake boards on Pinterest - I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet - I fondly remember when the ten deadly plagues of Passover were scarier to me than current earthly disasters

So, if you've got an occasion, and need a little attitude than Hallmark can provide, say it with someecards.

You're welcome.

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