Do not give up. Do not give in. Do not stop.
-Me mumbled during the last 12 long, uphill, minutes of my run
In my head, I was as graceful and powerful as a marathon runner in a Gatorade commercial. In reality I was a clumsy, slow moving weirdo talking to myself on the street.
That's OK, though. I finished the run on time and won the race in my head.