Sunday, October 02, 2005

Husband's Worst Fear

As a husband, the only item I live in fear of being sent out to buy *more* than maxipads is stockings. There are like 300 different types, and all of them look liked crumpled up brown mush.

I buy white crew socks, for shoe size 6-12.

Shira buys Day Sheer stockings, whatever the heck that means.

Luckily, she's never sent me on a stocking buying mission and live in fear for the day she does.


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