Oh, *that* intel

I was walking down the street when out of the corner of my eye I saw the headline: "Petraeus to open intel training center."

My first thought: When did general Petraeus leave the army and join Intel? I bet he runs one tight training center.

Then I scanned the article, oh wait, he is still in the army.

Second thought: what a novel idea, open up an Intel training center in Afghanistan as a sort of way to bootstrap the economy.

Then it hit me: they don't mean Intel, they mean intelligence. Ahhh, that makes much more sense.

For a second, I wondered what AMD was going to have to do to continue to compete with Intel. Whew.