Shira's 3 Rules of Backpacking

Shira has 3 rules that must be observed when I take her backpacking:

1. We will sleep in a large, robust tent. Almost certainly a Eureka Timberline 4 Man Tent.
2. She can bring whatever she wants on the trail, no questions asked. If she wants to bring a 4lb bag of M&M's and deodorant, then that's OK. Sub-rule: she will carry said items.
3. We will eat hot dogs for the first night's dinner. Preferably cooked on a stick, followed by roasting marshmallows.