How to Prepare for a DC Snow Event

Here it is, your handy three step guide:

Step 1. Get things going early. Say, by suggesting 4 days ahead of the snow that the storm will be a threat to "life & property"

Winter storm threat now HIGH says @NWS_BaltWash "Significant travel delays, closures & threats to life & property" pic.twitter.com/m3F6KcWSgQ

— Angela Fritz (@angelafritz) January 19, 2016

Step 2. Name the storm. This step is essential; you can't fear what you can't name. By the way, I'm fully behind the currently recommended name: Make Winter Great Again.

Step 3. Actually panic. Basically, do this:

And there you go, you're all set for a DC weather event!