I know I've already posted one funny this week, but I can't resist posting another one (yeah, it's been that kind of week).
I happened to get Google results that included an except from this page. Reading the excerpt, caused me to do a double take. When I finally read the whole context, I got a good chuckle:
I'm glad to see the House Democratic Caucus is getting by just fine without my Chief of Staff. (Laughter.) I don't know how many of you were at the Alfalfa dinner, but I pointed out, you know, this whole myth of Rahm being this tough guy, mean, is just not true. At least once a week he spends time teaching profanity to underprivileged children. (Laughter and applause.) So he's got a soft spot.
I wonder if the speech writer comes up with this material, or if they have an expert write the jokes?