Saturday, December 16, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

I can't fully explain why, but this post of Chuck Norris facts brought me to tears of laughter. That's bad, right?


  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  • If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  • The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  • Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

And plenty more. Give it a read and let me know if I'm crazy for finding this humorous.

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