Mix my love of fake news with notebooks and you have a winning story:
From The Onion::
RICHMOND, VA—After decades of only offering ruled notebook paper suitable for college-level education and below, school-supply giant Mead introduced its new grad-school-ruled notebook Monday, which features lines twice as narrow as college-ruled paper.
My favorite quote:
"And with the time you'll save by not having to flip a page every 33 lines, you could earn your Ph.D. a year early."
Too bad I only have a Bachelors Degree, so I can't truly appreciate the ramifications of this article.
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